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thekatierodriguez:

LastnightNShit
fitgymbabe:

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"I don’t care if we on the run, baby, as long as I’m next to you. And if loving you is a crime, tell me why do I bring out the best in you?"

Happy 6th Anniversary Bey and Jay!

(Source: thequeenbey)

"

you didn’t love her.

you just didn’t want to be alone.

or maybe, she was just good for your ego.

or, or maybe she just made you feel better about your miserable life.

but you didn’t love her,

because you don’t destroy people you love.

"

- Greys Anatomy (via scxndal)

(Source: mothsjpg)

vogue-pussssy:

Don’t be that guy.

"I like my hair messy. My love wild. And my sex aggressive. But I’m still a sensitive woman, just with passion."

- Sade Harrison (via blockaleshia)

(Source: wildsultrys0ul)

amifutami:

what if every time u unzipped your pants it made the skype opening sound effect

(Source: amifutami-remade)

freshprinceofthefayz:

fangpants:

best part is that it’s even scarier when they lift the cup and nothing is there and they think it got out

i think you need a nap satan
drakefanclub:

I’m trying to BREATHE
genicecream:

that-darn-hyena:

skully-pens:

cosmicremix:

tordles:

thingsthatsuckass:

marcovicci:

ah yes. my gender is blue with pink leg


so this is killing me cause my mind immediately thought.

and this is why im not allowed to be part of actual serious discussions.

i DONT UNDERSTAND THIS AT ALL I KEEP IMAGINING 



I feel particularly close to this one:



THIS POST GET’S MORE FUCKIN HILARIOUS EVERY TIME I SEE IT!

I made a thing aswell.

So scandalous~

hello friends

"If you’re ever lucky enough to find a girl who is a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind, you should hold onto that. Because she’ll be yours at two in the morning and at two in the afternoon the following day. She’ll kiss you where it hurts and until it hurts. And that’s important. Someone who not only knows how to turn you on but also knows how to treat you right is someone worth a little something… and a little more than usual."